Yours truly "Bus Money" Will be embarking on a 1 million km journey through the worlds most hooker infested cities. Move over Brazzers! Get ready boys and girls just reading this blog will give you AIDS. It's going to be worse that sticking your unwashed John Thomas in a Nigerian glory hole.
A new blog will accompany our voyage chronicling our licentious Bacchanalian feast of eastern European females.
Remember kids it not fun until someone gets crabs from an Albanian hooker. Smell the aurolac? I sure as shit do!
There has been a lack of updates I know, but don't bust my Sicilian blood orange size balls we have lots of info in store for you kids. So first off Dill, Mask and 2 Plates decided to take a little trip down to "NYC" and "Philly" for some "Bus-Money" training. First we hit up our favorite training spot in "Bushwick" Brooklyn to train with our coach..mentor..and all time fucken sickest human ever. Sensai "Al Iafrate". This mother fucker is the head of the "Vale-Tudo" league of "Taekwondo" on the east coast. Can you say " JAGER-BOMS WITH HOOKERS 2-NITE BOYS!!" First we played "mario kart 64" just to work on our dexterity and to heighten our senses for the next stage in training. Practicing our "hadoukens" on balsa wood, I'm up to 3 stacks of that shit. "Brock Lesnar" watch out. Im gonna break your stupid fat caca face and rip into your MILF wifes vag with my pool noodle cock!!! Next was Bare Knuckle boxing with Beaner's from Tijuana. Sensai can take on 6 coked out wetbacks and still manage to finger-bang a Puerto Rican's third eye. Fuck we can't wait to get promoted to Sherwood belt 78th green stripe!!!
After the hustle and bustle of Brooklyn it was time to pay respect to our De Facto God, "Rocky". This guy is so buff I just wanted to lift weights and sniff glue all day to emulate him. Fuck all Y'all, Tyson, Ali and Pacquiao ain't got shit in diss Mo-Fo. I heard that if you stare at the statue of Rocky for long enough your dick size will increase by 57% and a whore in "Kathmandu" will finally get preggers.
The boys from “Bus Money” have done it again! A film of Babylonian proportions. The new age of blockbusters has arrived. The movie industry has been swept into a tornado of sex, drugs and most importantly ALF! WTF is “Ben- Hur”?!?! “ROMA INVICTA” is a spellbinding film. With perfect direction coming from “Bus money” hailed as GOD’S by the British, “ROMA INVICTA” is the second installment in the “Bus Money” series. The dreamy camera angles give us non stop chubby’s, The score comparable to “New wave hookers 2” and the cast just makes every other actor/actress look like a minnow in this monstrous sea called” ALF is the new Justin Bieber”. With enough action making “300” look like “Mean Girls” and cocks galore to satisfy any size queen, This testosterone driven exploitation of fascist Italy and modern day drug use will make even the most stern critics weep. Get ready to hate the French even more! To commemorate the death of Solomon R. Guggenheim. It was played at his memorial located in Paris Hilton's fuck hole.
“That’s hot” Says “Paris Hilton” from the first screening in “Paris Hilton's fuck hole”
“ALF” is DA FUCKIN’ MAN !!!! says Chad Kroeger of Nickelback.
John Lennon’s Ghost “Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band was really about ALF, I just wished I could have popped a few acid tabs with that dude while we murdered Yoko, damn! She’s still alive right?”
Ann Hart Coulter “I am now a democrat!!!! I am now a man!!!!”